Sour Apples

"Sour Apples" is a parody of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" featured in the 1993 revival of Good News! After star football player Tom Marlowe fails his astronomy exam and can't play in the upcoming championship game, Coach Johnson leads the students in a march to confront his ex-girlfriend and the professor who failed Tom, Charlotte Kenyon.

JOHNSON, STUDENTS
We'll hang Professor Kenyon from a sour apple tree!

We'll hang Professor Kenyon from a sour apple tree!

We'll hang Professor Kenyon from a sour apple tree,

And that'll be the end of her!